Get Charged!

Yes. I can't believe it's taken this long...but finally, from Lightningdrink.com:
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Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt - First of it's Kind
Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt is an energy drink as unique as the man who created it. It has pioneered the way for nutritional, all natural energy drinks and emerged as many “firsts”: - First energy drink to contain Tibetan Goji Berries - First energy drink to contain Asian Cordyceps It is also one of the very few energy drinks to be offered in multiple flavors and is available in 60 countries worldwide
The Chi Symbol
When Steven Seagal traveled to Asia searching for the ingredients for Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt, he wanted a universal Asian character to summarize it's energy and power. The character known as "CHI" stands for power, and energy in many Asian languages and cultures.
The Name "Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt" The name Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt was an inevitable afterthought. When Steven Seagal finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power, there was only one equivalent in nature- The Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it's a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals Lightning Bolt energy drink.

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I don't even know what a cordycep is, much less an Asian cordycep, but since it's got Steven Seagal's face on the can, it has to be good. I mean, good lord, one of them is named "Asian Experience." That sounds like something that a suspect Chinatown masseuse would offer you in the back of a dark closet.

Side effects include:
- squinty eyes
- monotonous voice that sounds like a bad impersonation of Marlon Brando whispering
- guaranteed contracts in horrible B movies, most likely involving martial arts, co-starring Jet Li and/or DMX.









Yeah, I know...but I refuse to stop making blogs. Not unlike Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy drink,this blog will ultimately comprise of: mysterious juices, random junk from the internet, and the sweat of a pseudo-Asian badass.